Q: What do you call someone who makes a big stink and brings you to court?
A: A sewer!
Q: What type of person uses a bike trail after committing a crime?
A: A cycle-path
Q: What did one magician ask the other?
A: A trick question
Q: What do you call variables that share an apartment?
Q: What do you call a contractor that uses a hammer?
A: A hit man
Q: How do you deflate a blimp?
A: Remove the letter B.
My name is Dan. I am an author, artist, explorer, and contemplator of subjects large and small.